trailer park boys season 8 sentence starters.
“he can’t even fucking read.”
“never mind where i’ve been, i’m here now.”
“are you even qualified to be doing this?”
“did you piss yourself?”
“don’t you fucking tell me to calm down.”
“i’m going to buy a cute little place down south where it’s warm and i’m never going to look back.”
“maybe you could do me a favour once in a while without turning it into a goddamn crime spree, do you think you could do that?”
“what, you’re not going to talk to me now?”
“the cake said ‘congrats, motherfucker.’”
“we’re fucked.”
“i’m not talking about illegal stuff .. maybe a little.”
“i’m not going to fucking jail.”
“i need you to steal me a van and meet me at the mall.”
“karma will do the rest.”
“it’ll be fine, it’s just a little scratch.”
“thanks, you fucking psycho.”
“fuck off, i’m sleeping in today.”
“i put some vodka shooters in my fish’s bowl last night. we partied pretty hard.”
“do fish sweat?”
“you don’t have to start crying about this.”
“i don’t know if it’s you talking or the liquor.”
“have fun alone with your drinks.”
“i’m in the middle of whore-a-geddon here.”
“you’re right up there with mother fucking teresa.”
“remember what i taught you. winning is everything.”
“do i feel like shit right now? yes. am i gonna get really fucking drunk? big time.”
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