A quick thin hand runs trough slick green hair, A sway, or a swagger… hard to tell, in his step. Eyes rapidly shooting trough the room, inspecting all of the contents. Each little detail, each little flaw, each expensive painting– Decorations, curtains. It was her voice that got his focus, His tongue licking over bright red lips, moisterising his mouth in order to speak..
‘’ F L A T T E R I N G— Ain’t cha?-- That’s the W E L C O M E i, ‘Of all people’ get? ‘’
a scoff finds it’s way through twist of the tongue inside the cage of her mouth; she raises an eyebrow, a small, calculated imperfection upon her carved features, ringing ears and bouncing curls; the temptress of fate pulls back; short rise; plié ; rotate & opposition of faux pas; &let’s all smile for the camera’s on three, y e s ???
❝ well. you have to admit, it isn’t all that cheap, sugar. &&. there’s no greeting that can fit meeting you. ❞
A big wicked grin formed as the side of his lips curved. Tongue flicking in his mouth as he shook his head, ,Raising a pale,with a ring decorated, index finger into the air, Shaking it in disproval as he stepped his way closer to her. The rough sway in his step continuing to exist,
‘’ N O— A greeting that W O U L D fit me is E A S Y To find! P U N C H a baby, shoot a P U P P Y, Break a K I T T E N ‘ S Neck– Go B O N K E R S !– N O W THAT would be a hell of a ‘W E L C O M E J.’ ‘’
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Rule 3
Thou shalt not be a dick, if you’ve got a problem, send me a polite message, explaining the situation, so we can both solve this, and walk off into the sunset, hand-in-hand.
Rule 4
Understand that my character is, and always will be, screwed up in the head, if you are not okay with this/easily offended, it’ll be best for your own sake not to follow.
Rule 5
Do not force relationships on my character, do discuss these beforehand.
Rule 6
If you are underage and have this nowhere notified on your page, do inform me.
Rule 7
Mun and muse are 18+, So NSFW/Triggers shall be used on this blog. But tagged if so.
Rule 8
This blog does not roleplay with Sons/Daughters or any kind of offspring from the Joker. As i do not enjoy those kind of roleplays.
Rule 9
Don’t breathe in my neck for replies, I can be a slow replier, i WILL be a slow replier, and if i don’t reply at all, don’t take it personal, just kindly act if i’m willing to continue.
Rule 10
If you want to message me, do so via instant messenger and not Via ask.
Rule 11
I play the Joker the way i feel like he should be played, remember Roleplay is for fun, there is no right or wrong.
Otherwise! Have fun! Stab a man! Blow something up! And all those shenanigans!
verses
MAIN VERSES .
Brian Azzurello verse.
Nothing here..
C L O W N P R I N C E
The clown prince of crime! Maniacal laughters and shannigans that'll make the nanny hang herself in distress! Good times in the playground called Gotham city!
F A C E C L A I M: Anthony Misiano
K I N G O F G O T H A M (movie verse)
A B O U T: The King of Gotham, running the biggest criminal connection in town, a grin made of gold, a body covered in tattoos, bleached skin, toxic green hair, a suit as expensive as his car, and a killer blonde by his side to seal the deal. Ah its good to be the king!
F A C E C L A I M: Jared Leto
G O T H A M 'S D I S E A S E
The version as written in Brian Azzarello's graphic novel: The Joker
Declared sane Joker is free from Arkham, but the moment he is out his connections have seemed to screw him over--
It's a different, grittier version of the Joker compared to the 2008 movie,
F A C E C L A I M: Heath Ledger