Poker Cards

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even more fucking text memes!

symbols:

send ☀ for a good fucking morning text

send ✉ for a un fucking sent text

send ❤ for an i fucking love you text

send ☾ for a good fucking night text

send ✔ for yes of course you fucking can text

send ✕ for of course fucking not text

send ✂ for a fucking lying text

send ❝❞ for a long fucking winded text

send ♋ for a fucking sext

send ► for a fucking wrong person text

send ☢ for a fucking drunken text

actual texts:

txt - "where the fucking hell are you ?"

txt - "i'm going to fucking kill you."

txt - "you looked so fucking hot today."

txt - "why the fuck did you say that?"

txt - "you're a fucking asshole."

txt - "did you fuck him/her?"

txt - "fuck, i did a bad thing."

txt - "you fucking infuriate me."

txt - "seriously, what the actual fuck?"

txt - "did you actually fucking do that?"

txt - "are you fucking drunk right now?"

txt - "i want to fuck you."

txt - "fuck right off."

txt - "i'm fucking sorry."

txt - "i won't fucking apologise."

txt - "this is your fucking fault."

txt - "you're fucking beautiful."

txt - "you're fucking ugly."

txt - "i can't actually believe you fucking did that."

txt - "i fucking despise you."

txt - "fuck."

txt - "i'm in the fucking hospital."

txt - "why the fuck did you do that?"

txt - "i've been fucking arrested."

txt - "i've broken my fucking arm."

txt - "just fucking shut up already."

txt - "lets have fucking shower sex."

txt - "send me fucking pictures."

txt - "n0 of cours im nt fvbking drunk!!"

txt - "i want you fucking naked."

txt - "fuck, that wasnt meant for you."

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verses

MAIN VERSES .
Brian Azzurello verse.
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C L O W N P R I N C E
The clown prince of crime! Maniacal laughters and shannigans that'll make the nanny hang herself in distress! Good times in the playground called Gotham city! F A C E C L A I M: Anthony Misiano

K I N G O F G O T H A M (movie verse)
A B O U T: The King of Gotham, running the biggest criminal connection in town, a grin made of gold, a body covered in tattoos, bleached skin, toxic green hair, a suit as expensive as his car, and a killer blonde by his side to seal the deal. Ah its good to be the king! F A C E C L A I M: Jared Leto
G O T H A M 'S D I S E A S E
The version as written in Brian Azzarello's graphic novel: The Joker Declared sane Joker is free from Arkham, but the moment he is out his connections have seemed to screw him over-- It's a different, grittier version of the Joker compared to the 2008 movie, F A C E C L A I M: Heath Ledger
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basic information / NOT FINISHED

FULL NAME: Unknown
ALIAS: The Joker
AGE: Unknown
BIRTH DATE:August 1 Reborn on July 11
GENDER:Male
ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: Heteroromantic
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Heterosexual
RELIGION:Non-religious in the traditional sense
SPOKEN LANGUAGE: English
CURRENT LIVING CONDITIONS: Unknown
OCCUPATION: Professional criminal, Club owner,

physical traits

EYE COLOUR: Green
HAIR COLOUR: Green
HEIGHT: 6'5''
BODY BUILD: Athletic and slender
TATTOOS + PIERCINGS: (Movie verse only) Multible tattoos over his Face and body.
NOTABLE PHYSICAL TRAITS: Bleached/painted skin, bright red lips.

phobias and disorders

PHOBIAS: Unknown
MENTAL DISORDERS: Unknown
WHEN WAS THIS DIAGNOSED?: Unknown

personality

INTELLIGENCE:High
LIKES: His own Jokes, Cupcakes, Expensive lifestyles, grape juice, Weapons of all sorts, chemicals, blondes, Batman.
DISLIKES: Batman, downers.
DISPOSITION:Sunny
EXTRAS: Approach with caution.

biography

SOON.

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An Indie take on The Joker, Based mostly on the Main Verse And the movie verse. [ Page designed by heartcheeked ]

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