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‘’ Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell “naughty” stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest. The professor, h o w e v e r, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began. “They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France.” The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door. “Young ladies,” said the professor with a broad smile, “the next plane doesn’t leave till tomorrow afternoon.” ‘’

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Mun and muse are 18+, So NSFW/Triggers shall be used on this blog. But tagged if so.

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K I N G O F G O T H A M (movie verse)
A B O U T: The King of Gotham, running the biggest criminal connection in town, a grin made of gold, a body covered in tattoos, bleached skin, toxic green hair, a suit as expensive as his car, and a killer blonde by his side to seal the deal. Ah its good to be the king! F A C E C L A I M: Jared Leto
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The version as written in Brian Azzarello's graphic novel: The Joker Declared sane Joker is free from Arkham, but the moment he is out his connections have seemed to screw him over-- It's a different, grittier version of the Joker compared to the 2008 movie, F A C E C L A I M: Heath Ledger
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FULL NAME: Unknown
ALIAS: The Joker
AGE: Unknown
BIRTH DATE:August 1 Reborn on July 11
GENDER:Male
ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: Heteroromantic
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Heterosexual
RELIGION:Non-religious in the traditional sense
SPOKEN LANGUAGE: English
CURRENT LIVING CONDITIONS: Unknown
OCCUPATION: Professional criminal, Club owner,

physical traits

EYE COLOUR: Green
HAIR COLOUR: Green
HEIGHT: 6'5''
BODY BUILD: Athletic and slender
TATTOOS + PIERCINGS: (Movie verse only) Multible tattoos over his Face and body.
NOTABLE PHYSICAL TRAITS: Bleached/painted skin, bright red lips.

phobias and disorders

PHOBIAS: Unknown
MENTAL DISORDERS: Unknown
WHEN WAS THIS DIAGNOSED?: Unknown

personality

INTELLIGENCE:High
LIKES: His own Jokes, Cupcakes, Expensive lifestyles, grape juice, Weapons of all sorts, chemicals, blondes, Batman.
DISLIKES: Batman, downers.
DISPOSITION:Sunny
EXTRAS: Approach with caution.

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IF I i weren't crazy~~!

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