Danisnotonfire Starters

Don't ask.

❛Are you going to stay in bed like a wuss or are you going to GET UP AND GRAB LIFE BY THE TIT-BALLS❜

❛IS. YOU. A. WUSS?!❜

❛Yeah! You go! Show the world! ... now put some clothes on, jesus Christ, I don't want to see that.❜

❛The Christmas Spirit is inside me; DEEP inside me.❜

❛Do you ever have elaborate day dreams about your friends and family dying horribly or feel the urge to throw yourself off of high places or a random moment where you suddenly become aware that you have the power to kill? Because I do.❜

❛Okay, I think you might want to slow down; you've had enough crisps.❜

❛Did I ever tell you how much you mean to me?❜

❛Uh _____, why did you unfriend me on Facebook?❜

❛THE POWER OF CHIRST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!❜

❛OKAY before you call the police, let me explain!❜

❛I think we should just stop; let's do more Donkey Kong. That can't go wrong.❜

❛Okay, you dildo.❜

❛AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!❜

❛That was hard for YOU? How hard do you think it was for me emotionally?❜

❛I AM GOING TO SLAP YOU.❜

❛Turn. Left.❜

❛Okay, I went to a shop and got lots of weird stares but I bought some mascara.❜

❛Oh I broke it!❜

❛I think you've done enough damage with the eye pencil.❜

❛I feel like I definitely want you to be done.❜

❛What have you done? What have you done to my face?❜

❛In what way did you do that fairly?❜

❛Time for my revenge -- I mean, MY TURN!❜

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E V E R Y playground needs rules!

Rule 1

Read the rules, wich you are doing, good job!

Rule 2

This is a semi-selective, mutuals only blog. If i’m not following you, do not hesitate to ask why i’m not.

Rule 3

Thou shalt not be a dick, if you’ve got a problem, send me a polite message, explaining the situation, so we can both solve this, and walk off into the sunset, hand-in-hand.

Rule 4

Understand that my character is, and always will be, screwed up in the head, if you are not okay with this/easily offended, it’ll be best for your own sake not to follow.

Rule 5

Do not force relationships on my character, do discuss these beforehand.

Rule 6

If you are underage and have this nowhere notified on your page, do inform me.

Rule 7

Mun and muse are 18+, So NSFW/Triggers shall be used on this blog. But tagged if so.

Rule 8

This blog does not roleplay with Sons/Daughters or any kind of offspring from the Joker. As i do not enjoy those kind of roleplays.

Rule 9

Don’t breathe in my neck for replies, I can be a slow replier, i WILL be a slow replier, and if i don’t reply at all, don’t take it personal, just kindly act if i’m willing to continue.

Rule 10

If you want to message me, do so via instant messenger and not Via ask.

Rule 11

I play the Joker the way i feel like he should be played, remember Roleplay is for fun, there is no right or wrong.

Otherwise! Have fun! Stab a man! Blow something up! And all those shenanigans!

C L O W N P R I N C E
The clown prince of crime! Maniacal laughters and shannigans that'll make the nanny hang herself in distress! Good times in the playground called Gotham city! F A C E C L A I M: Anthony Misiano

K I N G O F G O T H A M (movie verse)
A B O U T: The King of Gotham, running the biggest criminal connection in town, a grin made of gold, a body covered in tattoos, bleached skin, toxic green hair, a suit as expensive as his car, and a killer blonde by his side to seal the deal. Ah its good to be the king! F A C E C L A I M: Jared Leto
G O T H A M 'S D I S E A S E
The version as written in Brian Azzarello's graphic novel: The Joker Declared sane Joker is free from Arkham, but the moment he is out his connections have seemed to screw him over-- It's a different, grittier version of the Joker compared to the 2008 movie, F A C E C L A I M: Heath Ledger
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basic information / NOT FINISHED

FULL NAME: Unknown
ALIAS: The Joker
AGE: Unknown
BIRTH DATE:August 1 Reborn on July 11
GENDER:Male
ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: Heteroromantic
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Heterosexual
RELIGION:Non-religious in the traditional sense
SPOKEN LANGUAGE: English
CURRENT LIVING CONDITIONS: Unknown
OCCUPATION: Professional criminal, Club owner,

physical traits

EYE COLOUR: Green
HAIR COLOUR: Green
HEIGHT: 6'5''
BODY BUILD: Athletic and slender
TATTOOS + PIERCINGS: (Movie verse only) Multible tattoos over his Face and body.
NOTABLE PHYSICAL TRAITS: Bleached/painted skin, bright red lips.

phobias and disorders

PHOBIAS: Unknown
MENTAL DISORDERS: Unknown
WHEN WAS THIS DIAGNOSED?: Unknown

personality

INTELLIGENCE:High
LIKES: His own Jokes, Cupcakes, Expensive lifestyles, grape juice, Weapons of all sorts, chemicals, blondes, Batman.
DISLIKES: Batman, downers.
DISPOSITION:Sunny
EXTRAS: Approach with caution.

biography

SOON.

J O K E R -- :

An Indie take on The Joker, Based mostly on the Main Verse And the movie verse. [ Page designed by heartcheeked ]

IF I i weren't crazy~~!

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