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John Mulaney: Comeback Kid Starters
❝ You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair. ❞
❝ Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die. ❞
❝ Jesus Christ! What, were you two in the Eagles together? ❞
❝ What is the animosity about? ❞
❝ My vibe is more like, ‘Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.‘ ❞
❝ You will die on August 7th, 2037. ❞
❝ That’s pretty good. ❞
❝ Huh! It needs a belt. ❞
❝ Don’t get me wrong, my parents loved us. They just didn’t like us. ❞
❝ We were'nt friends. ❞
❝ My mom’s my best friend. ❞
❝ Oh, is she a super bad mom? ❞
❝ Somtimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all. ❞
❝ Don’t snitch, motherfuckah! ❞
❝ Eat ass, suck a dick and sell drugs. ❞
❝ If you eat enough ass and suck enough dick, one day you can sell drugs. ❞
❝ Here’s an on fire garbage can…could be a nursery. ❞
❝ Oh we have to go!! We have to go see ________ ! ❞
❝ Why? It’s not like he/she’s gonna remember you. ❞
❝ The other shoe has dropped. ❞
❝ Can I walk you home? ❞
❝ Can you imagine watching one of the people you went to school with becoming the president? ❞
❝ You can do everything you want forever. ❞
❝ So my dad pulled up to the drive thru window and ordered a black coffee. The one thing no kid can every enjoy ❞
❝ Because he never forgets a bitch ever! ❞
❝ Are you going to talk the entire time? ❞
❝ Black coffee. Same motherfucker. ❞
❝ I think Emily Dickinson’s a lesbian. ❞
❝ And also with you. ❞
❝ THAT’S MY WIFE! ❞
❝ Marriage is going to be fun ❞
❝ Can my girlfriend come? ❞
❝ I am the king and I can eat first whenever I want! –As long as it fits the schedule of a dog… ❞

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Rule 1

Read the rules, wich you are doing, good job!

Rule 2

This is a semi-selective, mutuals only blog. If i’m not following you, do not hesitate to ask why i’m not.

Rule 3

Thou shalt not be a dick, if you’ve got a problem, send me a polite message, explaining the situation, so we can both solve this, and walk off into the sunset, hand-in-hand.

Rule 4

Understand that my character is, and always will be, screwed up in the head, if you are not okay with this/easily offended, it’ll be best for your own sake not to follow.

Rule 5

Do not force relationships on my character, do discuss these beforehand.

Rule 6

If you are underage and have this nowhere notified on your page, do inform me.

Rule 7

Mun and muse are 18+, So NSFW/Triggers shall be used on this blog. But tagged if so.

Rule 8

This blog does not roleplay with Sons/Daughters or any kind of offspring from the Joker. As i do not enjoy those kind of roleplays.

Rule 9

Don’t breathe in my neck for replies, I can be a slow replier, i WILL be a slow replier, and if i don’t reply at all, don’t take it personal, just kindly act if i’m willing to continue.

Rule 10

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Rule 11

I play the Joker the way i feel like he should be played, remember Roleplay is for fun, there is no right or wrong.

Otherwise! Have fun! Stab a man! Blow something up! And all those shenanigans!

C L O W N P R I N C E
The clown prince of crime! Maniacal laughters and shannigans that'll make the nanny hang herself in distress! Good times in the playground called Gotham city! F A C E C L A I M: Anthony Misiano

K I N G O F G O T H A M (movie verse)
A B O U T: The King of Gotham, running the biggest criminal connection in town, a grin made of gold, a body covered in tattoos, bleached skin, toxic green hair, a suit as expensive as his car, and a killer blonde by his side to seal the deal. Ah its good to be the king! F A C E C L A I M: Jared Leto
G O T H A M 'S D I S E A S E
The version as written in Brian Azzarello's graphic novel: The Joker Declared sane Joker is free from Arkham, but the moment he is out his connections have seemed to screw him over-- It's a different, grittier version of the Joker compared to the 2008 movie, F A C E C L A I M: Heath Ledger
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basic information / NOT FINISHED

FULL NAME: Unknown
ALIAS: The Joker
AGE: Unknown
BIRTH DATE:August 1 Reborn on July 11
GENDER:Male
ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: Heteroromantic
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Heterosexual
RELIGION:Non-religious in the traditional sense
SPOKEN LANGUAGE: English
CURRENT LIVING CONDITIONS: Unknown
OCCUPATION: Professional criminal, Club owner,

physical traits

EYE COLOUR: Green
HAIR COLOUR: Green
HEIGHT: 6'5''
BODY BUILD: Athletic and slender
TATTOOS + PIERCINGS: (Movie verse only) Multible tattoos over his Face and body.
NOTABLE PHYSICAL TRAITS: Bleached/painted skin, bright red lips.

phobias and disorders

PHOBIAS: Unknown
MENTAL DISORDERS: Unknown
WHEN WAS THIS DIAGNOSED?: Unknown

personality

INTELLIGENCE:High
LIKES: His own Jokes, Cupcakes, Expensive lifestyles, grape juice, Weapons of all sorts, chemicals, blondes, Batman.
DISLIKES: Batman, downers.
DISPOSITION:Sunny
EXTRAS: Approach with caution.

biography

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J O K E R -- :

An Indie take on The Joker, Based mostly on the Main Verse And the movie verse. [ Page designed by heartcheeked ]

IF I i weren't crazy~~!

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John Mulaney: Comeback Kid Starters

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