disney parks starters!! 

likelancelot:

( for all your ridiculously cheesy/nostalgic needs; includes quotes from attractions in several disney parks )

Pirates of the Caribbean 

• ❝Dead men tell no tales.❞
  
• ❝Don’t tell them __, don’t be a chicken.❞
  
• ❝Strike yer colors, ya bloomin’ cockroachers! ❞
  
• ❝What be I offered for this winsome wench? ❞
  
• ❝Shift yer cargo, dearie, show ‘em your larboard side.❞
  
• ❝We’re rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves.❞
  
• ❝Drink up me hearties, yo ho! ❞
  

The Jungle Cruise

• ❝I’d like to point out some of my favorite plants…that one, that one and that one…❞
  
• ❝Watch your head and watch your step. If you don’t watch your head, watch your language, there are children here.❞
  
• ❝There’s a dock on the left and a dock on the right. We call that a paradox.❞
  
• ❝May I have your attention please: due to circumstances beyond our control…the __ will be operating for the rest of the evening. Thank you.❞
  
• ❝I’d like to leave you with some words of wisdom my father shared with me when I turned 18…..GET OUT!❞
  
• ❝There it is ladies and gentlemen: the backside of water!❞
  

Haunted Mansion/Phantom Manor

• ❝Welcome, foolish mortal(s).❞
  
• ❝Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding.❞
  
• ❝Of course, there’s always my way. ❞
  
• ❝Send us a message from somewhere beyond… ❞
  
• ❝They’re assembling for a swinging wake, and they’ll be expecting me.❞
  
• ❝There’s a little matter I forgot to mention.❞
  
• ❝Hurry back, we would like your company.❞
  
• ❝You may not believe it, but beauty once lived in this house. And beauty lives here still.❞
  
• ❝A ravishing bride… A vanishing groom.❞

It’s A Small World

• ❝It’s a world of hopes and a world of fears.❞
  
• ❝There’s so much that we share.❞
  
• ❝There is just one moon and one golden sun.❞
  
• ❝A smile means friendship to everyone.❞
  
• ❝It’s a small world after all.❞ 
  

The Enchanted Tiki Room

• ❝My siestas are getting shorter and ‘shorter…❞
  
• ❝Oh, look at all the people!❞
  
• ❝Let’s put on a show!❞
  
• ❝Welcome to our tropical hideaway.❞
  
• ❝Quit talking while I’m interrupting!❞

Epcot

• ❝We create a better world for ourselves and our children.❞
  
• ❝Verged on the threshold of infinity, we see our world as it truly is: small, silent, fragile, alive, a drifting island in the midnight sky.❞
  
• ❝If we can dream it, we really can do it.❞
  
• ❝A dream can be a dream come true with just that spark in me and you. ❞
  
• ❝Pride is one of our nation’s passions.❞
  
• ❝One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation.❞
  
• ❝Oh, there are so many places to dream about.❞
  
• ❝We built America, and the process made us Americans, a new breed, routed in all races.❞
  
• ❝The golden age never was the present age.❞
  
• ❝If you’ll pardon an old man’s/woman’s pride.❞
  
• ❝Let your new dawn lead to the final sunset on my people’s suffering.❞
  
• ❝I see men of my own race treated as outlaws or shot down like animals.❞
  
• ❝We weren’t dreamers. We were visionaries.❞
  

Hollywood Studios

• ❝It’s called “A Salute to All Nations, But Mostly America”.❞
  
• ❝Besides, they’re tourists. What do they know?❞
  
• ❝You got a minute and a half.❞
  
• ❝What foolishness would you like to see?❞
  
• ❝You are about to discover what lies beyond the deepest, darkest corner of the imagination.❞
  
• ❝A warm welcome back to those of you who made it.❞
  
• ❝You have just entered – the twilight zone.❞
  
• ❝We know you have this rebel spy on board.❞
  
• ❝And I thought I hated space travel.❞
  
• ❝Um, excuse me, you don’t seem to understand.❞
• ❝I want that spy!❞
  
• ❝Some imagination, huh?❞
  

Closed/Other/Misc

• ❝The Big Apple. New York, New York. City of ten million dreams … and one parking space.❞
  
• ❝There is a great and lasting truth about the family of man. A truth which separates us from all the other creatures of the Earth. We can dream.❞
  
• ❝Impossible? No, sir. This may be improbable, but believe me, it’s not impossible.❞
• ❝Use your head, don’t lose your head.❞
• ❝I know this is probably your first flight, and it’s…mine too.❞

and, of course:

• ❝Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas.❞